Monty Python’s Total Rubbish - The Complete Collection by Monty Python

Monty Python’s Total Rubbish - The Complete Collection

Monty Python

2014

Monty Python’s Total Rubbish - The Complete Collection is a Spoken Word album by Monty Python, originally released in 2014. On Gatefold: 2 pressings tracked.

Sound DNA

  • Spoken Word
  • Comedy
  • raw
  • witty
  • theatrical

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Tracklist

  1. No.1 Monty Python’s Flying Circus
  2. 1-1Flying Sheep2:51
  3. 1-2A Man With Three Buttocks2:01
  4. 1-3Crunchy Frog3:08
  5. 1-4Nudge Nudge Wink Wink1:43
  6. 1-5The Mouse Problem3:14
  7. 1-6Buying A Bed3:56
  8. 1-7Interesting People3:18
  9. 1-8Barber Shop Sketch1:43
  10. 1-9Lumberjack Song2:21
  11. 1-10Interview3:17
  12. 1-11Arthur Two Sheds2:52
  13. 1-12Children's Stories1:13
  14. 1-13Visitors3:49
  15. 1-14Albatross0:56
  16. 1-15Mr Hilter4:01
  17. 1-16The North Minehead By-Election1:51
  18. 1-17Me, Doctor0:58
  19. 1-18Dead Parrot Sketch4:22
  20. 1-19Self Defence6:04
  21. No.2 Another Monty Python Record
  22. 2-1Introduction0:43
  23. 2-2Introduction (Apology) / Trondheim Hammer Dance / Liberty Bell2:13
  24. 2-3Spanish Inquisition (Part 1)5:58
  25. 2-4Gumby Theatre2:30
  26. 2-5Contradiction0:36
  27. 2-6Abattoire2:43
  28. 2-7Spanish Inquisition (Part 2)1:31
  29. 2-8Ethel The Frog9:44
  30. 2-9Mary Queen Of Scots5:05
  31. 2-10Spanish Inquisition (Ending)1:29
  32. 2-11Sound Quiz1:30
  33. 2-12Be A Great Actor2:58
  34. 2-13Neville Shunt1:24
  35. 2-14Festival Hall Emille4:06
  36. 2-15Spam Sketch1:03
  37. 2-16Spam Song1:22
  38. 2-17Camp Judges1:27
  39. 2-18Stake Your Claim1:46
  40. 2-19Lifeboat3:15
  41. 2-20Camp Judges (Part 2)0:26
  42. 2-21Undertaker1:40
  43. 2-22Knees Up Mother Brown Sketch0:32
  44. Bonus Tracks
  45. 2-23Treadmill Lager / Dawn Of Time Music2:24
  46. 2-24Bishop At Home (Mr. Stoddard) / Harp Gliss1:27
  47. 2-25Court Room Sketch3:29
  48. 2-26Undertaker (Dead Bishops On The Landing)1:20
  49. No.3 Monty Python’s Previous Record
  50. 3-1Introduction0:08
  51. 3-2Are You Embarrassed Easily?2:25
  52. 3-3Book At Bedtime0:31
  53. 3-4England 1747 Dennis Moore0:53
  54. 3-5Money Program1:04
  55. 3-6Money Song0:52
  56. 3-7Denis Moore (Part 2)0:51
  57. 3-8Denis Moore Song (Robin Hood Theme)0:19
  58. 3-9Australian Table Wines1:26
  59. 3-10Denis Moore Song (Robin Hood Theme) (Part 2)0:19
  60. 3-11Argument3:38
  61. 3-12How To Do It1:06
  62. 3-13Denis Moore Song (Robin Hood Theme) (Part 3)0:04
  63. 3-14Pepperpots1:00
  64. 3-15Personal Freedom0:17
  65. 3-16Denis Moore Song (Robin Hood Theme) (Part 4)0:19
  66. 3-17Eric The Half A Bee Sketch2:50
  67. 3-18Eric The Half A Bee2:07
  68. 3-19What Do You Do Quiz1:28
  69. 3-20Travel Agent3:46
  70. 3-21Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister0:05
  71. 3-22Silly Noises1:22
  72. 3-23An Elk Sketch2:48
  73. 3-24Yangtse Kiang Sketch1:28
  74. 3-25Yangtse Kiang Song1:18
  75. 3-26Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister (Part 2)0:11
  76. 3-27A Minute Past1:10
  77. 3-281972 Eclipse Of The Sun2:01
  78. 3-29Alistair Cook Attacked By A Duck0:22
  79. 3-30Wonderful World Of Sounds2:05
  80. 3-31Certified Stiff0:19
  81. 3-32Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister (Part 3)0:08
  82. 3-33Happy Valley6:42
  83. 3-34Baxter's0:32
  84. 3-35Meteorology2:03
  85. Bonus Tracks
  86. 3-36Blood, Devastation, War & Horror / Intro & Outro1:06
  87. 3-37The Great Debate0:47
  88. 3-38Mortuary Visit1:47
  89. 3-39Flying Fox Of The Yard1:11
  90. 3-40Is There / Intro & Outro0:54
  91. 3-41Teach Yourself Heath5:40
  92. 3-42The Book Ad0:58
  93. 3-43Big Red Bowl1:01
  94. 3-44Pepperpots (Part 2)0:21
  95. 3-45Pellagra0:51
  96. No.4 The Monty Python Matching Tie & Handkerchief
  97. 4-1Election Forum0:45
  98. 4-2Dead Bishops/ Rats2:23
  99. 4-3Elephantoplasty1:57
  100. 4-4Novel Writing2:33
  101. 4-5Word Association1:16
  102. 4-6Bruce's Sketch2:10
  103. 4-7Bruce's Song0:52
  104. 4-8Ralph Mellish2:33
  105. 4-9Doctor Quote1:28
  106. 4-10Cheese Emporium4:05
  107. 4-11Wasp/ Tiger Club1:20
  108. 4-12Raspberry0:11
  109. 4-13Great Actors2:23
  110. 4-14Background To History3:52
  111. 4-15Record Shop0:24
  112. 4-16First World War4:37
  113. 4-17Mrs Niggerbaiter1:05
  114. 4-18Oscar Wilde3:23
  115. 4-19Pet Shop1:23
  116. 4-20Phone In2:38
  117. Bonus Tracks
  118. 4-21Psychopath1:55
  119. 4-22TelePrompter Football Results3:11
  120. 4-23Radio Tuning Radio 4 - Announcer Graham Chapman/ Radio Time Announcer Terry Jones0:30
  121. 4-24Radio Shop6:06
  122. No.5 Monty Python Live At Drury Lane
  123. 5-1Introduction0:53
  124. 5-2Llamas (Including 'Granada')1:46
  125. 5-3Gumby Flower Arranging1:07
  126. 5-4Terry Jones Link0:22
  127. 5-5Secret Service4:53
  128. 5-6Wrestling2:03
  129. 5-7Communist Quiz (Including 'World In Action')3:32
  130. 5-8Idiot Song2:56
  131. 5-9Albatross1:45
  132. 5-10Nudge Nudge2:26
  133. 5-11Silly Noises0:24
  134. 5-12Cocktail Bar4:47
  135. 5-13Travel Agent4:59
  136. 5-14Spot The Brain Cell4:23
  137. 5-15Bruce's Song1:09
  138. 5-16Argument Song2:56
  139. 5-17Four Yorkshiremen3:20
  140. 5-18Election Special (Medley)6:45
  141. 5-19Lumberjack Song2:38
  142. 5-20Theme Song 'Liberty Bell'1:02
  143. 5-21Parrot Sketch5:44
  144. 5-22Theme Song 'Liberty Bell' (Part 2)1:35
  145. Bonus Tracks
  146. 5-23UK Tour Interview Promo16:04
  147. No.6 The Album Of The Soundtrack Of The Trailer Of The Film Of Monty Python And The Holy Grail
  148. 6-1Introduction / Jeunesse1:08
  149. 6-2Introduction (Part 2) / Honours List4:02
  150. 6-3Arrival At Castle / Big Country / Homeward Bound2:43
  151. 6-4Constitutional Peasants / God Choir2:57
  152. 6-5Witch Burning2:47
  153. 6-6Logician2:53
  154. 6-7Camelot / Fanfare0:27
  155. 6-8Camelot Song1:08
  156. 6-9Arthur And God1:10
  157. 6-10Classic (Silbury Hill)0:50
  158. 6-11French Castle3:05
  159. 6-12Announcement / Jeunesse0:28
  160. 6-13Apology / Jeunesse0:18
  161. 6-14Story So Far / Sunrise Music0:21
  162. 6-15Brave Sir Robin / Fanfare / Magic Finger / Sir Robin's Song3:46
  163. 6-16The Knights Who Say "Ni" / In The Shadows (No 3) / Desperate Moment / Knights Of Ni / Homeward Bound2:31
  164. 6-17Classic (Silbury Hill) (Part 2) / Circle Of Danger0:33
  165. 6-18Marilyn Monroe2:10
  166. 6-19Sir Lancelot & Swamp / Love Theme4:09
  167. 6-20Tim The Enchanter / Magenta / Starlet In The Starlight0:38
  168. 6-21Drama Critic2:43
  169. 6-22Hand Grenade Of Antioch / Monks Chant / God Choir2:42
  170. 6-23Announcement (Part 2) / Jeunesse0:55
  171. 6-24End Of Quest / The Promised Land2:47
  172. Bonus Tracks
  173. 6-25Arthur's Song2:31
  174. 6-26Documentary Terry Jones And Michael Palin5:48
  175. 6-27Run Away Song2:28
  176. No.7 Monty Python’s Life Of Brian
  177. 7-1Introduction0:45
  178. 7-2Brian Song0:19
  179. 7-3The Wise Men At The Manger1:29
  180. 7-4Brian Song (Part 2)2:32
  181. 7-5Sermon On The Mount (Big Nose)1:58
  182. 7-6Stone Salesman0:18
  183. 7-7Stoning2:01
  184. 7-8Ex-Leper1:14
  185. 7-9You Mean You Were Raped? (Nortius Maximus)1:22
  186. 7-10Link To Revolutionaries In The Amphitheatre (Loretta)1:59
  187. 7-11Revolutionaries In The Amphitheatre (Loretta)3:44
  188. 7-12Romans Go Home1:42
  189. 7-13What Have The Romans Ever Done For Us?1:40
  190. 7-14Ben1:28
  191. 7-15Brian Before Pilate (Throw Him To The Floor)2:46
  192. 7-16Prophets1:13
  193. 7-17Beard Salesman2:08
  194. 7-18Brian's Prophecy1:45
  195. 7-19The Hermit1:00
  196. 7-20He's Not The Messiah3:18
  197. 7-21He's A Very Naughty Boy4:06
  198. 7-22Pilate Sentences Brian0:59
  199. 7-23Nisus Wettus0:24
  200. 7-24Pilate With The Crowd (Welease Wodger)2:15
  201. 7-25Nisus Wettus With The Gaolers1:48
  202. 7-26Release Brian1:01
  203. 7-27Not So Bad Once You're Up0:23
  204. 7-28Revs Salute Brian1:10
  205. 7-29Cheeky Is Released0:48
  206. 7-30Mandy To Her Son0:34
  207. 7-31Look On The Bright Side Of Life (All Things Dull And Ugly)3:58
  208. 7-32Otto Sketch3:40
  209. Bonus Tracks
  210. 7-33Otto Song1:46
  211. 7-34Otto Song Demo (Python Sings)1:05
  212. 7-35Brian Song - Alternate Version3:04
  213. 7-36Radio Ad - Record Shop0:32
  214. 7-37Radio Ad - Twice As Good0:32
  215. No.8 Monty Python’s Contractual Obligation Album
  216. 8-1Sit On My Face0:45
  217. 8-2Announcement0:22
  218. 8-3Henry Kissinger0:49
  219. 8-4String2:20
  220. 8-5Never Be Rude To An Arab1:01
  221. 8-6I Like Chinese3:11
  222. 8-7The Bishop2:40
  223. 8-8Medical Love Song2:35
  224. 8-9Finland2:19
  225. 8-10I'm So Worried3:19
  226. 8-11I Bet You They Won't Play This Song On The Radio0:55
  227. 8-12Martyrdom Of St Victor1:42
  228. 8-13Here Comes Another One1:59
  229. 8-14Bookshop4:24
  230. 8-15Do What John0:34
  231. 8-16Rock Notes2:06
  232. 8-17Muddy Knees2:18
  233. 8-18Crocodile2:36
  234. 8-19Decomposing Composers2:44
  235. 8-20Bells2:24
  236. 8-21Traffic Lights1:56
  237. 8-22All Things Dull And Ugly1:29
  238. 8-23A Scottish Farewell0:25
  239. Bonus Tracks
  240. 8-24Contractual Obligation Terry Jones And Graham Chapman Promotional Interview15:43
  241. 8-25Radio Ad Obligation Promo / Fanfare0:32
  242. 8-26Medical Love Song (Alternate Demo Version)3:51
  243. 8-27I'm So Worried (Demo Version)2:56
  244. No.9 Monty Python’s The Meaning Of Life
  245. 9-1Intro (The Meaning Of Life)0:20
  246. 9-2Fish (Morning)0:30
  247. 9-3The Meaning Of Life2:12
  248. 9-4(Part One) The Miracle Of Birth3:28
  249. 9-5MP Link0:35
  250. 9-6(Part Two) The Third World (Yorkshire)1:28
  251. 9-7Every Sperm Is Sacred5:02
  252. 9-8Bloody Catholics2:38
  253. 9-9Link (Martin Luther)0:19
  254. 9-10(Part Three) Growth And Learning4:39
  255. 9-11(Part Four) Fighting Each Other4:11
  256. 9-12Terry Gilliam Introduction0:27
  257. 9-13Accountancy Shanty8:27
  258. 9-14(Part Five) Live Organ Transplants (Galaxy Song)5:59
  259. 9-15(Part Six) The Autumn Years (The Not Noel Coward Song)4:36
  260. 9-16(Part Seven) Death (Christmas In Heaven)7:12
  261. 9-17MP Link (Dedication To Fish)1:19
  262. Bonus Tracks
  263. 9-18Intro Title Song Demo Meaning Of Life - Piano Version2:38
  264. 9-19Alternate Intro Title Song Meaning Of Life - Band Version3:35
  265. 9-20Fat Song - Deleted Intro To Mr Creosote Sketch0:30
  266. 9-21Alternate Christmas In Heaven Song5:30
  267. 9-22Radio Ad - Philisophers Corner0:42
  268. 9-23Radio Ad - Officer / Fanfare0:40
  269. 9-24Radio Ad - German Translation0:32
  270. 9-25Greasy Hair0:41
  271. 9-26Dino Viccotti1:00
  272. 9-27Stretch The Script0:33
  273. 9-28Grand Prix0:31
  274. 9-29Hard Of Thinking0:51
  275. Monty Python’s Tiny Round Black Thing

Side A

  1. AD.P. Gumby Presents “Election ‘74”7:19

Side B

  1. BThe Lumberjack Song6:32

Rare pressing on Gatefold · 2 pressings tracked on Gatefold