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Collector

NMHBear

/u/nmhbearCollecting since 2026
862
Total
831
Vinyl
24
CD
2
Cassette
2026
Since
The Clerk's read on this shelf

Your collection is a massive, sprawling beast defined by a obsessive devotion to post-punk and dream-pop aesthetics. You clearly prioritize the 1980s for your heavy hitters—The Cure, The Essence, and that 13-record Pink Floyd run—but your 2020s output is just fucking staggering. It’s a 696-record sprawl that feels like you're trying to outrun your own timeline. There is a distinct, rhythmic consistency here. You aren't just buying records; you are tracking the output of specific engineers and mixers like Bob Ludwig and Greg Calbi. That’s the mark of someone who actually listens to what’s happening between the speakers rather than just staring at the spine. You lean heavily into the melancholy, which is cool, but that massive 2020s chunk suggests you're currently in the middle of a very expensive shopping bender. You have 314 artists and 313 labels. That is an insane ratio, practically one label per artist. It shows you’re hunting for the specific sound, not just filling gaps by catalog number. Keep digging, but maybe take a week off from the new releases and actually spin those eight Radio Dept. records you’ve left to die on the shelf. You’ve got the history, you’ve got the technical support in your credits, now just fucking listen to the damn things.

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Collection at a Glance

Total records
862
Format mix
831 vinyl · 24 CD · 2 cassette
Top genres
Alt/Indie · Rock · Electronic · Folk
Last spin
Red-Eye EffectLowswimmer · Jul 20
Concerts
13 attended
Wantlist
98 records sought
Badges
35 earned
Member since
Mar 2026

The Clerk's take

The roast

188 records from the 2020s? Holy fuck.

That is a massive pile of new plastic. You have more records from the current decade than the entire 80s, which is wild considering you’ve got the full Cure run. Are you allergic to anything that smells like old basement floor?

Today's read

Spotlight: Pink Floyd, Ummagumma to Momentary Lapse.

You’ve got 13 deep, including the real weird shit. Bruce Forest and Greg Calbi show up all over your shelf, acting as the invisible glue holding these sessions together across your collection. Two of your Floyd joints share that same engineering DNA. Total fucking pro work.

The win

The Cure and The Essence, absolute fucking units.

You’ve got a 12-deep Cure streak from Seventeen Seconds to Bloodflowers and 8-deep for The Essence. That is high-level curation. You didn't just grab the hits, you went for the full fucking commitment.

Buried treasure

The Radio Dept. — haven't touched them in 14 weeks.

Eight records deep and they’re sitting in the corner gathering dust? That’s criminal. Pull them off the shelf and put them on. It's too cold to let that dream-pop rot in the back. Spin it tonight or don't bother owning it.

Vinyl
831
CD
24
Cassette
2
Oldest pressing
1960

Top genres

Alt/Indie424
Rock211
Electronic150
Punk17

Top artists

01The Cure17
02Pink Floyd14
03David Bowie12
04Radiohead11

Stats for nerds

By decade
’20s237 RECORDS
  1. 2020s237
  2. 2010s125
  3. 2000s110
  4. 1990s67
  5. 1980s202
  6. 1970s94
  7. 1960s26
Top labels
  1. 1Warner Bros. Records28
  2. 2Capitol Records27
  3. 3Columbia23
  4. 4Elektra21
  5. 5Temporary Residence Limited20
Oldest pressing
Elvis Presley — G.I. Blues
G.I. Blues
Elvis Presley
1960
Newest pressing
Alice In Chains — Alice In Chains Mtv Unplugged
Alice In Chains Mtv Unplugged
Alice In Chains
2026
First in
Nation Of Language — Dance Called Memory
Dance Called Memory
Nation Of Language
Most recent
Devo — New Traditionalists
New Traditionalists
Devo

Badges 11

Tier 4
Curator
Records where you're the only Gatefold owner.
Tier 4
Wall of Value
Estimated median market value of your physical collection (Discogs VG+).
Tier 5
Side Stack
Records in your collection where the format starts with Vinyl.
Tier 1
Jewel Case
CDs, SACDs, DVDs, box sets — all the shiny stuff.
Tier 2
A Full Week
Longest consecutive days with a confirmed spin.
Tier 4
Crate Habit
Total records in your collection.
Tier 1
Side A
Total spins logged.
Tier 5
Omnivore
Distinct parent genres in your collection.
Tier 7
Long Run
Decades represented in your collection (1950s-2020s).
Tier 1
April 20
Spun a record on April 20.
Tier 1
OG User
Joined Gatefold before May 1, 2026.

Unicorns 15

Albums where this collection is the only one on Gatefold.

The Essence — Purity
Purity
The Essence
The Essence — A Monument Of Trust
A Monument Of Trust
The Essence
The Essence — Only For You
Only For You
The Essence
Tuxedomoon — Half-Mute
Half-Mute
Tuxedomoon
Gravenhurst — Black Holes In The Sand
Black Holes In The Sand
Gravenhurst
The Notwist — The Notwist
The Notwist
The Notwist
Pete Shelley — I Don't Know What It Is
I Don't Know What It Is
Pete Shelley
Way of the West — Don't Say Thats Just For White Boys
Don't Say Thats Just For White Boys
Way of the West
The Legends — Up Against The Legends
Up Against The Legends
The Legends
Mobius Band — City Vs. Country
City Vs. Country
Mobius Band
John Vanderslice — Pixel Revolt
Pixel Revolt
John Vanderslice
The Legends — Public Radio
Public Radio
The Legends
Snowden — Anti-Anti
Anti-Anti
Snowden
What Is This — I'll Be Around (Dance Mix)
I'll Be Around (Dance Mix)
What Is This
+/- (Plus / Minus) — You Are Here {Extended}
You Are Here {Extended}
+/- (Plus / Minus)

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Devo — New Traditionalists
New Traditionalists
2d ago
Gary Glitter — Glitter And Gold
Glitter And Gold
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John, I Can’t Believe Civilization Is Still Going Here In 2021! Congratulations To All Of Us, Love, DCB
2d ago
David Bowie — Let's Dance
Let's Dance
2d ago
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Mass Suicide Occult Figurines
2d ago
David Bowie — Scary Monsters
Scary Monsters
2d ago

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