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Rich

/u/richCollecting since 2026
585
Total
336
Vinyl
243
CD
12
★ Grails
2026
Since
The Clerk's read on this shelf

“This shelf is an absolute fucking monument to stadium rock with a severe case of duplicate syndrome. Five hundred and seventy-nine records and fifty-five of them are sitting there multiple times because apparently one copy of Dark Side Of The Moon or Sticky Fingers was never enough to satisfy the itch. The seventies built the foundation here with two hundred and forty-three slabs of vinyl, backed by a solid one hundred and fifty from the eighties. You have every single Van Halen record from the debut straight out to Balance without a single missing link in the chain, which is a glorious sight. Meanwhile, Bob Ludwig and George Marino worked the lathe and the console across dozens of your records without you ever having to buy a single solo release from them. The through-line is clear: massive guitars, massive drums, and an absolute refusal to let go of the heavy hitters of classic rock radio. Yet you have records like Little Feat sitting unplayed for half a year while you stare at three identical pressings of The Captain And Me. Wake up. Spin the buried treasure, stop buying duplicates of Pink Floyd, and let the rest of the crate breathe.”

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Collection at a Glance

On the shelf
585 526 unique albums
Format mix
336 vinyl · 243 CD
Top genres
Rock · Metal · Alt/Indie · Soul & Funk
Last spin
Romance - 'Album of the Year' Edition — Fontaines D.C. · Jul 3
Grails
12 — including Back In Black, Highway To Hell, Untitled
Wantlist
39 records sought
Badges
35 earned
Member since
Apr 2026

The Clerk's take

The roast

Three copies of Dark Side, sticky fingers three deep.

Fifty-five albums sitting on your shelf more than once. Three Sticky Fingers, three Captain And Me, three Dark Sides. You are hoarding vinyl copies like the end of the world is coming in stereo. Holy fuck, pick a lane.

Today's read

Céline Dion hiding out with Robert John Lange behind the board.

Céline Dion — All The Way... A Decade Of Song

All The Way... A Decade Of Song drops into the player and Lange's production is stamped across fifteen other records in your crate. Jim Steinman is on five of them. Pop, lush, tender, cinematic. What a motherfucking lineup.

The win

Van Halen from '78 to '95, every single one.

Eleven Van Halen albums, straight through from the self-titled debut to Balance. That is a verified gapless run. The seventies dominate with two hundred and forty-three records while the eighties bring another one hundred and fifty.

Buried treasure

Little Feat sitting dead for six months.

Little Feat — Shake Me Up

Shake Me Up has zero total spins since you bought it. Not a single needle drop. One lone Gatefold owner in the network. Swampy, laid-back, southern rock rotting in the dark. Put the damn record on tonight.

The grails

The crown jewels.

Vinyl
336
CD
243
Oldest pressing
1964

Top genres

Rock469
Metal41
Alt/Indie18
Blues10

Top artists

01The Rolling Stones40
02Led Zeppelin20
03Van Halen19
04AC/DC18

Stats for nerds

By decade
’70s248 RECORDS
  1. 2020s10
  2. 2010s15
  3. 2000s24
  4. 1990s106
  5. 1980s149
  6. 1970s248
  7. 1960s33
Top labels
  1. 1Columbia60
  2. 2Atlantic45
  3. 3Warner Bros. Records44
  4. 4Epic39
  5. 5Capitol Records36
Oldest pressing
The Rolling Stones — England's Newest Hit Makers
England's Newest Hit Makers
The Rolling Stones
1964
Newest pressing
Aerosmith — Aerosmith
Aerosmith
Aerosmith
2026
First in
Nektar — Remember The Future
Remember The Future
Nektar
Most recent
The Cars — The Cars
The Cars
The Cars

Badges 14

Tier 1
First Discography
Artists whose complete studio discographies you own.
Tier 1
RSD Spinner
Spun a record on Record Store Day (3rd Saturday of April).
Tier 3
Five Figures Soon
Estimated median market value of your physical collection (Discogs VG+).
Tier 4
Crate Habit
Unique albums on your shelf. Two pressings of one album count once; streaming doesn't count.
Tier 4
Full Crate
Records in your collection where the format starts with Vinyl.
Tier 2
Hundred Discs
CDs, SACDs, DVDs, box sets — all the shiny stuff.
Tier 2
A Full Week
Longest consecutive days with a confirmed spin.
Tier 2
Real Heads
Records where you're the only Gatefold owner.
Tier 1
Side A
Total spins logged.
Tier 5
Omnivore
Distinct parent genres in your collection.
Tier 7
Long Run
Decades represented in your collection (1950s-2020s).
Tier 1
April 20
Spun a record on April 20.
Tier 1
Mother's Day Spinner
Spun a record on Mother's Day.
Tier 1
OG User
Joined Gatefold before May 1, 2026.

Unicorns 15

Albums where this collection is the only one on Gatefold.

Paul Hardcastle — Hardcastle
Hardcastle
Paul Hardcastle
Heart — Heart
Heart
Heart
Airborne — Airborne
Airborne
Airborne
Little Feat — Shake Me Up
Shake Me Up
Little Feat
Jon Anderson — The Promise Ring (Songs Of New Eireland)
The Promise Ring (Songs Of New Eireland)
Jon Anderson
Teddy Pendergrass — Truly Blessed
Truly Blessed
Teddy Pendergrass
Delbert McClinton — Never Been Rocked Enough
Never Been Rocked Enough
Delbert McClinton
Lynyrd Skynyrd — All Time Greatest Hits
All Time Greatest Hits
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Various — Classics At The Movies
Classics At The Movies
Various
Led Zeppelin — Profiled
Profiled
Led Zeppelin
Twisted Sister — Live At The Astoria
Live At The Astoria
Twisted Sister
Electric Light Orchestra Part II, The Moscow Symphony Orchestra — Performing ELO's Greatest Hits Live
Performing ELO's Greatest Hits Live
Electric Light Orchestra Part II, The Moscow Symphony Orchestra
Gláss — Accent
Accent
Gláss
Hootie & The Blowfish — Kootchypop
Kootchypop
Hootie & The Blowfish
Lynyrd Skynyrd — Thyrty
Thyrty
Lynyrd Skynyrd

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The Cars — The Cars
The Cars
8d ago
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Master Of Reality
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A Trick Of The Tail
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