“This shelf is an absolute fucking monument to stadium rock with a severe case of duplicate syndrome. Five hundred and seventy-nine records and fifty-five of them are sitting there multiple times because apparently one copy of Dark Side Of The Moon or Sticky Fingers was never enough to satisfy the itch. The seventies built the foundation here with two hundred and forty-three slabs of vinyl, backed by a solid one hundred and fifty from the eighties. You have every single Van Halen record from the debut straight out to Balance without a single missing link in the chain, which is a glorious sight. Meanwhile, Bob Ludwig and George Marino worked the lathe and the console across dozens of your records without you ever having to buy a single solo release from them. The through-line is clear: massive guitars, massive drums, and an absolute refusal to let go of the heavy hitters of classic rock radio. Yet you have records like Little Feat sitting unplayed for half a year while you stare at three identical pressings of The Captain And Me. Wake up. Spin the buried treasure, stop buying duplicates of Pink Floyd, and let the rest of the crate breathe.”
Collection at a Glance
- On the shelf
- 585 526 unique albums
- Format mix
- 336 vinyl · 243 CD
- Top genres
- Rock · Metal · Alt/Indie · Soul & Funk
- Last spin
- Romance - 'Album of the Year' Edition — Fontaines D.C. · Jul 3
- Grails
- 12 — including Back In Black, Highway To Hell, Untitled
- Wantlist
- 39 records sought
- Badges
- 35 earned
- Member since
- Apr 2026
The Clerk's take
Three copies of Dark Side, sticky fingers three deep.
Fifty-five albums sitting on your shelf more than once. Three Sticky Fingers, three Captain And Me, three Dark Sides. You are hoarding vinyl copies like the end of the world is coming in stereo. Holy fuck, pick a lane.
Céline Dion hiding out with Robert John Lange behind the board.

All The Way... A Decade Of Song drops into the player and Lange's production is stamped across fifteen other records in your crate. Jim Steinman is on five of them. Pop, lush, tender, cinematic. What a motherfucking lineup.
Van Halen from '78 to '95, every single one.
Eleven Van Halen albums, straight through from the self-titled debut to Balance. That is a verified gapless run. The seventies dominate with two hundred and forty-three records while the eighties bring another one hundred and fifty.
Little Feat sitting dead for six months.

Shake Me Up has zero total spins since you bought it. Not a single needle drop. One lone Gatefold owner in the network. Swampy, laid-back, southern rock rotting in the dark. Put the damn record on tonight.
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Stats for nerds
- 2020s10
- 2010s15
- 2000s24
- 1990s106
- 1980s149
- 1970s248
- 1960s33
- 1Columbia60
- 2Atlantic45
- 3Warner Bros. Records44
- 4Epic39
- 5Capitol Records36




Badges 14
Unicorns 15
Albums where this collection is the only one on Gatefold.















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