
TeeVee Toons: The Commercials is a Spoken Word album by Various, originally released in 1989. On Gatefold: 12 pressings tracked.
Sound DNA
- Spoken Word
- Theme
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Tracklist
Side A
- A1Snap Crackle Pop [Kellogg's Rice Krispies]
- A2I'm A Chiquita Banana [Chiquita Bananas]
- A3Choo Choo Charlie [Good & Plenty]
- A4If You Like Fluff Fluff Fluff [Marshmallow Fluff]
- A5Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut [Mounds And Almond Joy Candy Bars]
- A6There's Nothing Like The Face [Hershey's Chocolate Bars]
- A7Do You Know Exactly How [Oreo Chocolate Sandwich Cookies]
- A8Candy-Coated Popcorn, Peanuts And A Prize [Cracker Jack]
- A9I'd Like To Buy The World A Coke [Coca Cola]
- A10It's The Real Thing [Coca Cola]
- A11Things Go Better With Coke [Coca Cola]
- A12Come Alive [Pepsi Cola]
- A13Be A Pepper [Dr. Pepper]
- A14The San Francisco Treat [Rice-A-Roni]
- A15The Dogs Kids Love To Bite [Armour Hot Dogs]
- A16Fruit Juicy [Hawaiian Punch Fruit Punch]
- A17I Love Bosco [Bosco]
- A18N-E-S-T-L-E-S [Nestlés Quik Chocolate Flavor]
- A19It's Slinky [Slinky]
- A20Meet The Swinger [Polaroid Swinger]
- A21Oh Fab, I'm Glad [Fab Laundry Detergent]
- A22Stronger Than Dirt [Ajax Laundry Detergent]
- A23Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean [Mr. Clean All Purpose Cleaner]
- A24Use Ajax The Foaming Cleanser [Ajax Cleanser]
- A25My Dog's Better Than Your Dog [Ken-L-Ration Dog And Puppy Food]
- A26Meow Meow Meow Meow [Meow Mix Cat Food]
- A27In The Middle In The Middle In The Middle [NYS Department Of Safety (PSA)]
Side B
- B1When You Say Bud [Budweiser Beer]
- B2Here's To Good Friends [Lowenbrau Beer]
- B3If You've Got The Time [Miller High Life]
- B4Schaefer Is The One Beer To Have [Schaefer Beer]
- B5When You're Out Of Schlitz [Schlitz Beer]
- B6A Completely Unique Experience [Colt 45 Malt Liquor]
- B7My Beer Is Rheingold, The Dry Beer [Rheingold Extra Dry Beer]
- B8Add A Ring [Ballantine Premium Lager Beer]
- B9Hey Get Your Cold Beer [Ballantine Premium Lager Beer]
- B10To A Smoker It's A Kent [Kent Cigarettes]
- B11Winston Tastes Good [Winston Cigarettes]
- B12You Can Take Salem Out Of The Country [Salem Cigarettes]
- B13Theme From "The Magnificent Seven" (The Marlboro Theme)
- B14Like Father, Like Son [Health PSA]
- B15See The U.S.A. In Your Chevrolet [Chevrolet]
- B16Texaco Star Theme [Texaco]
- B17Pick One Up And Smoke It Sometime [Muriel Cigars]
- B18Hey, Big Spender [Muriel Cigars]
- B19A Little Dab'll Do Ya [Brylcreem]
- B20Dippity Do, Dippity Do [Dippity Do Styling Gel]
- B21The Stripper (Take It Off) [Noxzema Shave Cream]
- B22How're You Fixed For Blades [Gillette Blue Blades]
- B23Look Sharp March [Gilette Blue Blades]
- B24The Mariner [Old Spice Long Lasting Cologne]
- B25Chock Full O' Nuts Is That Heavenly Coffee [Chock Full O' Nuts]
- B26Nobody Doesn't Like Sara Lee [Sara Lee]
- B27Plop Plop Fizz Fizz [Alka Seltzer Effervescent Antacid]
- B28The Shape Your Stomach's In [Alka Seltzer Effervescent Antacid]
Credits
Production & Engineering
- Julio PenaENGINEER
- Tony BatagliaENGINEER
- Steve GottliebEXECUTIVE-PRODUCER
- Marcus PeterzellPRODUCER
- Steve GottliebPRODUCER
Rare pressing on Gatefold · 12 pressings tracked on Gatefold
