Case 00 · OriginAt Large
The ringleader. Scatters your collection across all eight, then feeds you back whatever keeps you scrolling.
How Gatefold cuts the strings
Gatefold cuts the strings. One shelf, your order.
Now spinning on iOS · Android · WebFree forever
STOPStaringatyerrecords.
Vinyl, CDs, tapes, streamin' — yin shelf. A snarky Clerk wha hands ye a record every nicht.
Ye own 1,247 records and three nights a week ye stand in front of them, paralysed, queueing up the same Beatles record like a pure animal. We made an app for that.
The Clerk picks one. One. Based on the weather, what ye played last Tuesday, the fact that it's a Dan the Automator anniversary naebody else minds, and the wee, undeniable fact that ye have not touched Demon Days in 114 days. He's not surfacing content he's handing ye a proper record.
He also reads liner notes, kens the pressing plant, minds the deadwax, and will slag off yer three Ween LPs without Chocolate and Cheese if ye give him half a chance.
★ THE CLERK · ON THE RECORD
I see ye've got three Ween albums but nae Chocolate and Cheese? That's like building a house and forgetting the roof. "Voodoo Lady" alone justifies the purchase. Get on that, mate.
Eight apps. One serious problem.
Your collection is held hostage, scattered across a dozen single-purpose apps that never talk to each other. We rounded up the usual suspects.
NO. 00 · ORIGIN
The AlgorithmNO. 41-A
The Catalog App
NO. 88-C
The Barcode Scanner
NO. 12-R
The Scrobbler
NO. 67-G
The Concert Log
NO. 33-M
The Cover Wall
NO. 55-R
The Stream Counter
NO. 72-N
The Player Skin
NO. 19-F
The Ticket Site
02 / FREED HOSTAGES
Real features. Every one shipped.
01 / Spin of the Day
The Clerk picks one record. Every morning.
Weather, anniversaries, last Tuesday's spins, the LP you've dodged for 114 days. Not random, not the whole internet's algorithm. Trained on your shelf — holidays included.
02 / Recommendations
Recs from connections, not payola.
Every pick anchors to a real link — a shared producer, a session player, a label-mate, a sample. Never 'similar vibes,' never what a label paid to surface.
03 / One Shelf
Play streaming over the vinyl you own.
Vinyl, CDs, tapes and digital on one shelf. Pipe Apple Music or Tidal over the records you actually own — free of the feed that keeps nudging you somewhere weird.
◉ Physical shelfApple MusicTidal
04 / Record-Store Mode
Scan it in the shop. Own it already?
Scan the barcode, Shazam the track, or snap the cover. Get the Clerk's verdict, the pressing, the price — and a straight answer on whether it's already on your shelf. We degens forget.
BarcodeShazamCover photo
05 / The Hunt
Drops and shows from bands you own.
New releases sorted by the artists actually on your shelf — not what a label paid to surface. Plus tour alerts for anyone you've got more than a couple records by.
06 / Marquee mode
Any spare screen becomes a now-playing display.
Prop a tablet by the hi-fi and it runs the whole show: a now-playing visual, social sharing, metadata, facts and lore, and your cartridge wear hours. GA limited, Pro unlimited.
- Now-playing visual — what’s streaming, live
- Social sharing — post tonight’s spin
- Metadata + facts & lore
- Cartridge wear hours
GA: limited · Pro: unlimited
07 / CarPlay and Android Auto
Hands on the wheel. Clerk on the aux.
Ask for a record, a deep cut, or just 'something good for this drive.' Snark, recommendations and collection curation — all by voice. GA limited, Pro unlimited.
GA: limited · Pro: unlimited
08 / Driving Mode
Cool-as-hell tech for any car.
Not CarPlay. Not Android Auto. Driving Mode reads your phone's telemetry — g-force, average speed, cornering, distance — tells spirited from raging, and shifts the music to keep you alert, calm, or sane in a jam. Then it grades the drive: your session, scored as an album.
★ THE CLERK — “This aggression will not stand, man. Cueing up some Bill Withers.”
Several visualisations — some free, more in Pro · Apple or Tidal sub required
09 / Nerd Out
Nerd out. Learn shit.
Lore on the artist, the producer, the engineer. The BPM of every track. The deadwax, the pressing plant, the session cats. See all the Bob Ludwig cuts on your shelf, the artists you've completed — yeah, we see you — and a career arc from debut to sellout.
→ Stats for nerds
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Cut by Bob Ludwig — on your shelf
12
Artists completed · 100%
BPM · every trackSteely Dan — Aja
Career arc · Bowie
FolkBerlinPopDust
10 / Bonus · The Matchmaker
Move in together.
Merge the shelves.
Two Discogs accounts become one shelf — your polka next to their exotica. The Clerk merges them and roasts how compatible you really are. Couples, roommates, whole households: signing a lease together is easy. Agreeing to mix two record collections in one app? That’s commitment.
FREED
Records freed this week.
Real collectors. Real shelves. Every cover here belongs to someone who stopped staring and started listening.
02 / RECEIPTS
This is a real conversation. With the Clerk.
Maist "AI assistants" just gie ye the safe consensus answer. The Clerk gies ye an opinion — exactly like the lad ahint the counter at the record shop would.
He reads yer collection, yer liner notes, yer pressing data — and then tells ye what he actually thinks. He's a pure smart-arse aboot it. That's a feature, no a bug.
YOU· 02:14:03
› tell me about this pressing of demon days
★ CLERK· 02:14:04
Oh, 2005 Parlophone UK first press — VG 8000. Mastered by Frank Arkwright at Abbey Road. Two LPs, 180g virgin vinyl. The bass on "Feel Good Inc" hits completely different than the 2014 repress because Arkwright used the original analogue masters, not the digital bounce they used later. Ye can literally hear the tape saturation on "November Has Come." This pressing goes for about $120–150 now.
YOU· 02:14:33
› what else should I know
★ CLERK· 02:14:34
Dan the Automator mixed at Kong Studios — same board Bowie used for Heathen. De La Soul recorded their verse for "Feel Good Inc" in one take, sent the file over, Damon built the bassline around it. Danger Mouse produced half this album from a cupboard in the back of the studio because the budget was already gone. That cupboard energy is why the lo-fi tracks hit so hard. Aye, ye're welcome.
YOU· 02:15:02
› build me a sunday playlist from my shelf. nothing after 1975
★ CLERK· 02:15:04
"Sunday, Slow" — 47 min, all yours, pal: Nick Drake Northern Sky · Bill Withers Grandma's Hands · Terry Callier Dancing Girl · Labi Siffre I Got The… · Gil Scott-Heron Lady Day and John Coltrane · Shuggie Otis Strawberry Letter 23 · Minnie Riperton Les Fleurs. All pulled from yer shelf. Want a Saturday-night version?
Bonus roast
Ye've built what I'm calling the Mike Patton Cinematic Universe — Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, Fantômas, Tomahawk, all accounted for. But yer Soundgarden situation is criminal. Two albums when Cornell put oot six with that band alone. Fix that pish, mate.
03 / THE MANIFESTONae ads.
Open the subreddit →
Nae ads.
Nae data mining.
Nae strategic partnerships.
I'm not a Silicon Valley suit trying to monetise yer listening habits. I'm a music nerd who got pure scunnered with soulless, clinical apps that quietly sell yer data to brokers and call it a feature.
I built Gatefold for us. The lights stay on two ways: Mosh Pit subscribers, or albums ye discover and buy through the app. That's the whole business model. Print it on the back of a flyer.
Nae tracking pixels. Nae "strategic partnerships" with data companies. Nae 47-tab onboarding. Ye fund the code, I keep building the ultimate crate-digger's companion. Deal?
0 Ads served, ever
1 Founder, soldering
∞ Records ye can throw at it
0 Brokers paid
★ THE ROADMAP
Want a feature built? Don't email us. Don't fill out a Notion form. Don't tag us on Threads. Come tae /r/gatefoldfm and ask for it. If it's a belter, I'll build it. If it's pure pish, someone in the comments will explain why. That's the whole product roadmap.
— THE GATEFOLD TEAM (it's just the one of us, mostly)SIGNED IN SHARPIE · MAY 2026
04 / THE COVER CHARGE
Pick yer pass.
Nae minimum collection size. Ten records is enough. The Clerk needs about that much before he can start finding patterns and taking the pish out of yer gaps.
Free works forever. The Mosh Pit unlocks FREE PLAY — unlimited Quarters, premium model, every roast he can think of.
GA SeatingWelcome tae the machine
$0forever
Section · GADoors · always open
Everything ye actually need to enjoy a collection: import, sync, search, scan, the daily spin pick, and a Clerk on a weekly Quarters allowance who will still rip the pish out of ye for free.
- Discogs + file import, any size
- Scan, Shazam or photo to add
- 1 Spin of the Day · The Hunt
- Apple Music + Tidal libraries
- Wantlist → Apple Music previews
- Insurance valuation — provenance + price
- Marquee · CarPlay · Driving — limited
FREE
The Mosh PitFree play mode
$5/mo · or $50/yr (2 months free)
Section · FRONT★ FOUNDING MEMBER
FREE PLAY. Smarter Clerk, unlimited everything, and the deep tools — a pressings discover card (OG / reissue / audiophile, side by side), custom notes on every album, multi-account Discogs, one-click two-way sync tae Apple Music or Tidal. The flag drops, the machine never asks for another quarter.
- Everything in GA
- Upgraded AI — smarter Clerk, better recs
- Pressing pages with selling trends
- 1-click upload your shelf to Apple / Tidal
- Unlimited custom shelves
- Unlimited Marquee, CarPlay & Driving
- Multiple Discogs — the matchmaker
- Extra Driving Mode visualisations
$5 · $50
05 / Q&A
Questions ye'd actually ask.
01.Do I need Discogs?
Naw. Discogs is one of five ways in. Spreadsheet collection? Import .doc or .xls. Ye can also scan barcodes, search and add manually, or hook up Apple Music or Tidal. Pick whatever fits how ye collect. Or use all five — the Clerk doesna gie a toss.
02.Wait — it's actually free?
Aye. GA Seating is free forever — full collection sync, daily Spin of the Day, The Hunt recommendations, concert history, discography data, value estimates, one Flex art per day, weekly Quarters allowance, four custom shelves. The Mosh Pit ($5/mo, or $50/yr — 2 months free) flips it tae FREE PLAY — unlimited everything, smarter Clerk, the deep tools. That's the whole pricing page.
03.Why does it ken about my pressing?
Because he actually reads liner notes, deadwax data, and pressing-plant info — no just pish track lists. He pulls frae proper audiophile databases and has opinions on what's worth yer money. If he ever gets a pressing detail wrang, shout at us on /r/gatefoldfm and we'll sort it.
04.Will it touch my Discogs?
Two-way sync — yer way. Ye decide. Read-only mode is the default: Gatefold pulls what ye own and never writes back. Flip on full two-way and edits stay in lockstep both directions — add a record on either side, it shows up on the other. No background mystery writes. Ye can revert tae read-only any time.
05.CDs? Tapes? Box sets? SACDs?
All of it. If ye collect it, Gatefold tracks it. Vinyl, CDs, cassettes, SACDs, box sets, the weird flexi disc ye found in a magazine in 1994. Yer collection isn't just vinyl. Neither is Gatefold.
06.What are "Quarters"?
Quarters are how ye interact with the Clerk, generate Flex art, and access deep audiophile data. GA gets a weekly allowance — enough tae keep ye spinning. Mosh Pit sets the machine tae FREE PLAY. It's how we keep the lights on without ads. Like a real arcade. With a pure opinionated cabinet.
07.How do I request a feature?
Come tae /r/gatefoldfm and ask for it. Seriously. That's the roadmap. If it's a belter of an idea, I'll build it. If it's pure pish, someone in the comments will tell ye why. Nae support tickets, nae "we've shared this with the team," nae five-star feedback widgets. Just a subreddit.
08.Is this just a SaaS app pretending tae be cool?
Naw. It's a love letter tae record shops, written in TypeScript by someone who's been collecting since 1996. There's nae growth team. There's nae "engagement loop." There's a lad in Brooklyn, a Clerk who reads liner notes, and probably about three thousand of us right now. We're not trying tae scale tae a billion users. We're trying tae make the best companion app for people who care about the back-cover credits.
09.Where can I just try it?
Right here, nae signup, nae email, nae wall: app.gatefold.fm/demo. Real shelf, real Clerk, real conversations. Have a wee click around. Talk tae him. Then come back and decide.
Drop the
needle.
Import yer collection in a minute or two. The Clerk's already got yer first pick lined up. Free forever. Works with 10 records or 10,000.
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