01 / Spin of the Day
The Clerk picks one record. Every morning.
Weather, anniversaries, last Tuesday's spins, the LP you've dodged for 114 days. Not random, and not an algorithm fed on the whole internet. Trained on your shelf, holidays included.
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One shelf for your whole collection: vinyl, CDs and tapes, with streaming on top. Behind the counter is the Clerk, an AI trained by a real music nerd with six copies of Tom Petty's Wildflowers (all justified). Opinionated about pressings, snarky about your dupes, tomorrow's spin already pulled. Your shelf, your order.
↳ replaces: the spreadsheetthe barcode appthe scrobblerthe ratings sitethe ticket alertsthe concert logthe cover wallthe player skin
You own 1,247 records and three nights a week you stand in front of them, paralysed, queueing up the same Beatles record like a bloody animal. We made an app for that.
The Clerk picks one. One. Based on the weather, what you played last Tuesday, the fact that it's a Dan the Automator anniversary nobody else remembers, and the small, undeniable fact that you have not touched Demon Days in 114 days. He's not surfacing content he's handing you a tidy record.
He also reads liner notes, knows the pressing plant, remembers the deadwax, and will roast your three Ween LPs without Chocolate and Cheese if you give him half a chance, mun.

You've got three Ween albums but no Chocolate and Cheese? That's like building a house and forgetting the bloody roof. "Voodoo Lady" alone justifies the purchase. Get on that now in a minute.

01 / SHIPPED, NOT PROMISED
01 / Spin of the Day
Weather, anniversaries, last Tuesday's spins, the LP you've dodged for 114 days. Not random, and not an algorithm fed on the whole internet. Trained on your shelf, holidays included.
02 / Recommendations
Every pick hangs on a real link: a shared producer, a session player, a label-mate, a sample. Never 'similar vibes,' and never what a label paid to push.
03 / One Shelf
Vinyl, CDs, tapes and digital on one shelf. Pipe Apple Music or Tidal over the records you own, with no feed nudging you somewhere weird.
04 / Record-Store Mode
Scan the barcode, Shazam the track, or snap the cover. You get the Clerk's verdict, the pressing, the price, and a straight answer on whether it's already on your shelf. We degens forget. Gatefold ships the scanner free.
05 / The Hunt
Concert and new-release alerts for every artist in your collection, sorted by your shelf and not by a label's ad budget. Mosh Pit adds the presale heads-up, before the general sale.
06 / Marquee mode
Prop a tablet by the hi-fi and it runs the whole show: a now-playing visual, social sharing, the album details, facts and lore, and your cartridge wear hours. Free on every plan, with no album cap.
Free on every plan · no album cap
07 / CarPlay and Android Auto
Ask for a record, a deep cut, or 'something good for this drive.' Snark, recommendations and collection curation, all by voice. Free to ride, with more for Mosh Pit.
Free to ride · MOSH · the deep end of CarPlay & Driving
08 / Driving Mode
Not CarPlay, not Android Auto. Driving Mode reads your phone's sensors (g-force, average speed, cornering, distance), tells spirited from raging, and shifts the music to keep you alert, calm, or sane in a jam. Then it grades the drive: your session, scored as an album.
A free visual mode · Apple or Tidal sub required
09 / Nerd Out
Lore on the artist, the producer, the engineer. An estimated BPM on most tracks. The deadwax, the pressing plant, the session cats. See all the Bob Ludwig cuts on your shelf, the artists you've completed (yeah, we see you), and a career arc from debut to sellout.
→ Stats for nerds
47
Cut by Bob Ludwig — on your shelf
12
Artists completed · 100%
Career arc · Bowie
10 / Bonus · The Matchmaker
Two Discogs accounts become one shelf — your polka next to their exotica. The Clerk merges them and roasts how compatible you really are. Couples, roommates, whole households: signing a lease together is easy. Agreeing to mix two record collections in one app? That’s commitment.
MOSH · matchmaker, two Discogs one shelf
PLAYED
Real shelves, live from the app. Every cover here is a record somebody stopped staring at.












Most "AI assistants" just give you the boring consensus answer. The Clerk gives you a proper opinion, same way the boyo behind the counter at the record shop would, isn't it?
He reads your collection, your liner notes, your pressing data, and then tells you what he actually thinks. He's a bit of a smart-arse about it. That's a feature, not a bug, mun.
› tell me about this pressing of demon days
That's the 2005 Parlophone double LP, the first UK vinyl. Danger Mouse produced it the year after The Grey Album got him a cease-and-desist and a career. Yours is graded VG+. Originals trade well above the reissues, so check the matrix before you let it go.
› what else should I know
Check the guest list. De La Soul on "Feel Good Inc.", which won a Grammy. Dennis Hopper narrating "Fire Coming Out of the Monkey's Head". Ike Turner on piano. MF DOOM on "November Has Come". Shaun Ryder on "DARE", their first UK number one. A cartoon band booked a better lineup than most festivals. You're welcome.
› build me a sunday playlist from my shelf. nothing after 1975
"Sunday, Slow", seven tracks, there's lovely: Nick Drake Northern Sky · Bill Withers Grandma's Hands · Terry Callier Dancing Girl · Labi Siffre I Got The… · Gil Scott-Heron Lady Day and John Coltrane · Shuggie Otis Strawberry Letter 23 · Minnie Riperton Les Fleurs. All pulled from your shelf. Want a Saturday-night version?
You've built what I'm calling the Mike Patton Cinematic Universe: Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, Fantômas, Tomahawk, all accounted for. But your Soundgarden situation is criminal. Two albums when Cornell put out six with that band alone. Fix that shit, boyo.
From the App Store and Google Play. All five stars.
“I never engage with AI chat unless I have to. Yet I've found myself unknowingly debating the merits of a few different bands with the 'Clerk' as well as some pointed (but not untrue) critiques of my record collection.”
“The kind of app that as a record collector you didn't know you needed. I mean discogs can only get you so far right? excellent companion app”
“awesome app. love it”
“Like having a coach for what you should be into based on what you have! Love This!!!”
“Great! love the daily recommendation it has me listening to records I almost forgot I have. also love the writeups about all the albums and the additional selections. really nice interface.”
“It gives you a record you should play for the day and why … and can even add records to your want list or collection just by hearing it. … An amazing idea that I wish I had lol.”
I'm not a Silicon Valley suit trying to monetise your listening habits. I'm a music nerd who got tired of soulless, clinical apps that quietly sell your data to brokers and call it a feature.
I built Gatefold for us. The lights stay on two ways: Mosh Pit subscribers, or albums you discover and buy through the app. That's the whole business model. Print it on the back of a flyer.
No tracking pixels. No "strategic partnerships" with data companies. No 47-tab onboarding. You fund the code, I keep building the ultimate crate-digger's companion. Deal?
Want a feature built? Don't email us. Don't fill out a Notion form. Don't tag us on Threads. Come to /r/gatefoldfm and ask for it. If it's a lush idea, I'll build it. If it's crap, someone in the comments will explain why. That's the whole product roadmap.
No minimum collection size. Ten records is enough. The Clerk needs about that much before he can start finding patterns and taking the piss out of your gaps.
Free is the whole record store. Mosh Pit is the back room. Same Clerk, off the clock.
Everything you actually need to enjoy a collection: import, sync, search, scan, the daily spin pick, and a Clerk on a monthly Quarters allowance who will still mock you for free.
FREE PLAY. Smarter Clerk, unlimited Clerk chats and Flex art, and the deep tools: a pressings card (OG, reissue and audiophile, side by side), your own notes on every album, more than one Discogs account, and one-click two-way sync to Apple Music or Tidal. The flag drops and the machine never asks for another quarter. First 7 days are on the house.
Import your collection in a minute or two. The Clerk's already got your first pick lined up. Free forever. Works with 10 records or 10,000.